Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Happy Fatherhood

This morning little warrior started yelling because he was ready to get out of bed. Daddy was not quite ready, so he got to lay there a little longer. Little warrior sounded like he was wrestling with something, but I tried to put my head deeper into the pillow (such a wise daddy). Little warrior let out a battle cry, I got up, stumbled to the room and picked up a smiling, happy boy. "Man, his legs are freezing!" I thought as I laid him on the changing table. I grabbed a diaper and reached to change the "old" one, and...there was no old one! Instead there was a bare butt, that looked like it had been painted brown using a "splatter" technique. Hmm, the legs are also splattered. Hmm, my arm where I carried him is also splattered. Should I look at the crib? Ah, there's the diaper...oh man, this came out of him? Why is he smiling at me like that? Why am I smiling, feeling a strange pride? How many dang wipes is this going to take? Ah, fatherhood.

24 comments:

SuperMom said...

YEA!!! YOU'RE BLOGGING!! You gave me a good laugh to start my morning. At least you're laughing, too ;-) Can't wait to read more!

LiteratureLover said...

Happy to have you aboard the blogging train. What a fun story! Laughing. Sounds like he got you good!

Kyle said...

Okay - yes there is something prideful here. But I can't tell you how grateful I am to be past all that.

Welcome aboard poet.

Dino said...

Love those toddler explosions! Look forward to reading your blog bro!

h b said...

awesome! i love that blogging allows us to get to know each other better. well, all the others know you pretty well but i look foward to reading about your daily life.

score: caedman - 1, you - 0
adventures in poop are never dull!

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